{"id":316,"date":"2017-08-12T15:20:50","date_gmt":"2017-08-12T23:20:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ralockhart.com\/WP\/?p=316"},"modified":"2017-08-12T15:20:50","modified_gmt":"2017-08-12T23:20:50","slug":"the-crows-appointment-from-a-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ralockhart.com\/WP\/the-crows-appointment-from-a-dream\/","title":{"rendered":"The Crow&#8217;s Appointment &#8230; from a dream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>THE CROW\u2019S APPOINTMENT<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Crow waddles in, refuses the couch,<br \/>\nhops atop the stolid oak desk.<br \/>\n\u201cA bit unusual,\u201d I\u2019d say.<br \/>\n<em>Not at all, I\u2019m always black.<\/em><br \/>\n\u201cNo wish for white then?\u201d<br \/>\n<em>None at all. Black is best you know.<\/em><br \/>\n\u201cYou seem ok with being a crow and being black.<br \/>\nWhat\u2019s your problem then?\u201d<br \/>\n<em>No problem. But I\u2019ve had what you hue mans call a dream.<\/em><br \/>\n\u201cWell, then, tell me the dream.\u201d<br \/>\n<em>You mean for free?<\/em><br \/>\n\u201cWell, then, what\u2019s your fee?\u201d<br \/>\n<em>Three thousand of your US dollars per dream.<\/em><br \/>\n\u201cThat\u2019s insane!\u201d<br \/>\n<em>So, as a hue man, what would you pay for a crow dream?<\/em><br \/>\n\u201cThe whole idea of paying for a dream is absurd!\u201d<br \/>\n<em>Hmmm. Insane. Absurd. The rule of three requires a third.<\/em><br \/>\n\u201cLet me think. How about harebrained.\u201d<br \/>\n<em>You got something against hares? No feathers, I admit.<\/em><br \/>\n\u201cWe will have to continue this next time. Your hour is up.\u201d<br \/>\n<em>But it\u2019s only been thirteen minutes.<\/em><br \/>\n\u201cEconomics. We\u2019re on the thirteen-minute hour now.\u201d<br \/>\n<em>Insane! Absurd! Harebrained!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THE CROW\u2019S APPOINTMENT Crow waddles in, refuses the couch, hops atop the stolid oak desk. \u201cA bit unusual,\u201d I\u2019d say. Not at all, I\u2019m always black. \u201cNo wish for white then?\u201d None at all. Black is best you know. \u201cYou seem ok with being a crow and being black. What\u2019s your problem then?\u201d No problem. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-coming-soon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ralockhart.com\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ralockhart.com\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ralockhart.com\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ralockhart.com\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ralockhart.com\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=316"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ralockhart.com\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":317,"href":"https:\/\/www.ralockhart.com\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316\/revisions\/317"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ralockhart.com\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ralockhart.com\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ralockhart.com\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}